ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital
= 1 I.V. League

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton

1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope

speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle

time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 light year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

1/2 large intestine = 1 semicolon

1000 aches = 1 megahertz

weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line

time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1bananosecond

1/2 bath = 1 demijohn

5 holocausts = 1 pentecost

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single
step", the first step of a one-mile journey = 1 Milwaukee