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 Windows Joke

There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a Microsoft Windows computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be a grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the Computer Engineer who has said nothing and say, "Well, what do you think?"

"Ummm - perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?" says the computer engineer.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just declare darkness the industry standard.



Last updated on Last updated on August 2, 2001 11:15 PM