There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical
engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a Microsoft Windows computer
engineer. The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the
pistons have seized. have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working
again", says the mechanical engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it
sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel
"I thought it might be a
grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the Computer Engineer who has said
nothing and say, "Well, what do you
"Ummm - perhaps
if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"
says the computer engineer.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None.
That's a hardware problem.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None.
They just declare darkness the industry standard.